A cheap, schlocky movie that would be hilariously bad. Santa Jaws - Kindle edition by Heos, Bridget, Bernstein, Galia. Pretty darn good fun! Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2022. Hallmark might not agree, but holiday movies can be more than bounteous feasts, warm sweaters, and old friendships renewed. Well, to tone down the terror and bring out the cheer, Santa Jaws has a colorful grill of seasonal colors. Please try again. , ASIN Yes it is so bad it's good. : I have seen better cgi on Saturday morning cartoons. Get at me @kaitlinmcnabb. Made by fans in Aotearoa New Zealand. However, it turned out to be a bit better than I was expectingI reiterate a bit. Unbeknownst to him, the ink manifests anything drawn into reality, therefore springing to life the real Santa Jaws and ultimately his wish to be alone on Christmas by killing everyone around him. The mystical pen brings Santa Jaws to life and the shark goes into a killing frenzy. ${cardName} not available for the seller you chose. Now his creation, Santa Jaws, begins to devour his family and the remaining must battle for survival against this creature. Santa Jaws. She loves watching football, running and exercising, and exploring America via school author visits. Extra information about sharks at end of the book. : It was directed by Peter Yates, and stars Robert Shaw, Jacqueline Bisset and Nick Nolte . Shark Week. OF COURSE I CAN. I will get this one each year for me to read with my daughter . Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! , ISBN-10 I just don't like being lied to. Honestly, this has a much better production value than I would have ever expected. It's the easiest time of year to get into serious debt, and the best way to avoid that is to keep a strict eye on the spending. Elfin sharks make toys, horn sharks trim the Christmas kelp, and cookiecutter sharks make sure Santa doesn't go hungry. So be careful what you wish for, and also be careful what you draw. I love this book! (Plus you know those MLB baseballs are juiced. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and From budget-friendly players to 4K Ultra HD powerhouses, there's a Roku player for everyone. Coming Soon. Enjoyed the "sharky" poetry and the illustrations. Santa Jaws. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. Rotten Tomatoes. Honorable mention: a dreamy Haviland Stillwell. you see when we first see Clark in Santa Jaws, he appears as a simple man; just someone trying to make an honest living. A kid gets a magic pen for Christmas and draws his comic book shark into existence only for it to go after his friends and family so basically its the exact same plot as Jaws: The Revengejust without the pen. In any case, holiday magic is present throughout the book. Uh hello, brilliant. If you honestly go in taking this one seriously then get ready for a let down, go into it looking a fun movie with some bad CGI then youll probably have a good time with this one. TMDb All that is known is that he is not that into . Just when you thought it was safe to drink egg nog by the seaside Stellar Christmas-themed killer shark effort, A new Christmas movie to watch every year (more than once). Please try again. Having said all of that, it was fun bad stuff. Mock animated Santa Jaws models that skimp on practica gore because we're still dissecting made-for-SYFY budgets. The only difference? Santa Jaws by Misty Talley, 2018 Starring: Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, Jim Klock, Carrie Lazar, Arthur Marroquin, Miles Doleac, Haviland Stillwell, Hawn Tran, Scott Allen Perry,. A movie like this is clearly a "bad-horror movie" for making fun of while you watch it in a group, and it knows it. Includes initial monthly payment and selected options. Point of fact: Love Actually. Cody makes a few additions to his new comic with a pen given to him for Christmas by his grandfather. Have been on a roll watching many killer shark films made on a low budget recently. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. This ridiculous action horror/comedy for the tween set makes the "Sharknado" movies look like Oscar winners. Santa Jaws 2018 Directed by Misty Talley Synopsis Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. For those collectors that may have missed it in the description, this is in fact an MOD (manufactured on demand) laser burned DVD-R disc; not professionally stamped like most discs. How to bump this from two to four stars:- Go full R rating. Director Misty Talley Writer Jake Kiernan Stars Reid Miller In case you were wondering, yes. Angered at his family for being grounded over Christmas, he draws a portrait of his latest comic book villan "Santa Jaws" while wishing to be alone. Every Disturbing New Horror Title Hitting Amazon Prime This March, Bruce Campbell Talks Army of Darkness with Post Mortem: We kind of killed the franchise, Quentin Tarantino Loves This Underrated Creature Feature In terms of pure filmmaking, The Number One Horror Film On Hulu Is Causing Viewers Serious Anxiety: My hands were sweating the whole movie, 6 Terrifying Horror Mockumentaries Thatll Make You Question Reality, Return To Silent Hill: Exciting New Details Emerge About Sequel. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! Its plot mashes Its A Wonderful Life, Home Alone, Jaws (obviously), and *~Christmas Magic~* together into a surprisingly watchable movie filled with likeable actors and an implausible plot that is well established and therefore believable. This item can be returned in its original condition for a full refund or replacement within 30 days of receipt. I turned it on to write this blog, yes, but I turned it on hoping to find that special magic Christmas movies can bring. Santa Jaws, a science fiction movie starring Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, and Jim Klock is available to stream now. , Hardcover Also it's been added to our fun Christmas movies like the original Die Hard. Its the easiest time of year to get into serious debt, and the best way to avoid that is to keep a strict eye on the spending. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! And then the real movie started, and it became a rather sweet movie of teenage angst over what was happening and the interplay with the adults and the teens, who were often at odds. While kids write notes to Santa Claus, / Sharks line up for Santa Jaws. It didn't have to be this good. A young aspiring comic book artist is gifted a mysterious pen that brings his drawing to life. Hardcover Picture Book, October 26, 2021. 190 ratings35 reviews. It kindly reminds us that if pressed, we might not want our families hunted by a Christmas-obsessed shark and that it takes a Christmas-obsessed shark hunting our family and friends in order to finish our blog. . I don't remember seeing even one person in the background. I was expecting this to be totally terrible film brought to us by the SyFy channel, home to the terrible shark film. We work hard to protect your security and privacy. If you're "diving" into Christmas Horrors this season, Misty Talley's 'Santa Jaws' is a MUST WATCH lol "It was fun. It was like Christmas in the movies.". Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. : Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. / They tell him all their Christmas wishes. The shark is not necessarily a merciless killer, but is attracted to Christmas and anything associated with the holidaylike music and decorations! Just a title screen with "play movie" option. Santa Jaws (2018) is a movie I recently watched on Amazon Prime. Super cute and fun. She lives in Kansas. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Battle at the Illuminati Headquarters (Earth-838). Coming Soon. Any sympathy or respect I had for the protagonist went right out the window after that bullshit move! While people write letters to Santa Claus, sharks write to Santa Jaws! : The acting was pretty good from everyone and the film's lead Reid Miller (Play by Play, A Girl Named Jo) carries the film nicely. It's a fun campy movie that too many people take too serious! We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. While kids write notes to Santa Claus, / Sharks line up for Santa Jaws. I look to more movies by this intriguing director, Misty Talley. Cody makes a wish to be alone, which backfires when a shark kills his entire family. And Santa Jaws understands this very well. Yes it's campy and not just campy but full on CAMPY and they ran with it with gusto. Its because sometimes, we need a little bit of that in our lives, especially when holidays have become synonymous with things that are not always our reality, like home with the family or big meals and parties. It goes like this: You sit down with your hot cup of cocoa, snuggled in your blanket, ready to rewatch your Finding Holiday Love favourite and notice thatactually most of the men are stalkers or creeps. 10/10, was amazing, best Christmas book I've ever read, highly recommend, will cure your acne, Usually gimmicky books arent the most entertaining, but this one is! Santa Jaws is, in a word, WILD. Oscar worthy, and has restored my faith in the baby shark jesus. I love sharks. Could I talk about the parallels between Its A Wonderful Life and Santa Jaws and how were all searching for a life we already have? Now the DVD does not list the "credits" at all but the parents in this and the aunt and uncle were positively textbook bad parents and bad actors. By what name was Santa Jaws (2018) officially released in India in English? Plus you might learn a tiny bit about shark behavior and different types of sharks along the way. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. From ugly Christmas sweaters to reindeer ears, there are tons of options. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. For our Christmas Eve viewing, my lovely wife broke out a low-budget gem I'd never heard of. We all enjoy reading it. This delightful book is fun to read aloud and its imagery jumps off the page. Highly recommended for Grades 1-5. Cody isn't really in the spirit of Christmas with all the family hoopla and would rather be alone. : Just saying felt like i channeled my dad with this one which makes sense because its a syfy movie!! Josh - Impaled on Santa Jaws' candy cane horn. Instead, it's a well-executed film that fully embraces the silly concept and is a fun watch from beginning to end. 2 fins up!! , Package Dimensions A little scary for kids but it does give a lot of information about sharks, Cute idea, full of sharks, lovely pictures but some of the rhymes missed the mark. Try again. : Caroline: Well, there's a shark attacking Port City. It was very cute and creative with great artwork. I don't think it will become a Christmas tradition but that's okay. I mean its basically a kids movie with a few quick shots of bad gore thrown in, but it has that cheesy holiday feel good vibe I was looking for. A great little book for those who celebrate the holidays in warmer climes as the sharks seek their holiday wintering home further south. "Santa Jaws" sounds preposterous, and it is. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we dont use a simple average. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Mandalorian Creators Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni on Grogus Force Training and the Darksabers Significance. French: Papa Nowel Spanish: Chanta Klaus Santa Jaws is a boss monster. If you're watching a movie called "Santa Jaws," you'll get what you're looking for. Get down in the mud with that pig and wrestle. You get what you pay for with "Santa Jaws". Cinemark Great story and illustrations. By creating an account, you agree to the (151) 4.0 1 h 28 min 2018 X-Ray 16+. We need to have a sequel with Harry Styles in the cast and an original Taylor Swift song. Or that it is criminal that this is the first female-directed entry in this series and represents the unequal treatment of female directors in general? When I found this 2018 movie titled "Santa Jaws", I must admit that I was immediately intrigued. ), This isn't the worst movie you'll ever see and I actually recommend horror enthusiasts see it once. For a complete list of Sharkometer movies, swim here. So much so, it sadly slept on this absolute gem of a Christmas movie. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. I loved so much about this and can't wait to watch it again and the candy cane? Since then, this classic has gone on to receive the flowers it so rightly deserves. Its not a game-winning grand slam or even a real home run its a rarer occurrence, something more exciting to watch because you werent expecting it. Much like shark movies, Christmas movies are a funny creature. Its a delightful spin on the night before Christmas with sharks. Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2022. You might think at first this may not seem anything like Jesus but that's' where your wrong, we must not forget Jesus's humble beginnings, Mark 6:2-3 tells us that Jesus was a carpenter for most of his life just as Clark was a simple store owner, Clark could also be seen at the beginning of the movie telling Cody to "live long and prosper" reviling his good natured traits to us. Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. Very skilled actors performing a poorly written script, which is exactly what you're expecting (and admit it, hoping for) from movies like this. I'll tend to give them 4-6/10 if they were successfully entertaining for that, and if they don't pull it off then it's a crash & burn down to 1*. That's what I consider fine cinema. Posters are sourced from TMDb and Posteritati, and appear for you and visitors to your profile and content, depending on settings. : Reviewed in the United States on November 21, 2020. Santa Jaws by Bridget Heos, Galia Bernstein (Illustrator) (0) Board Book $8.99 Hardcover $15.99 eBook $10.99 Board Book $8.99 View All Available Formats & Editions Ship This Item Qualifies for Free Shipping Unavailable for pickup at B&N Clybourn Check Availability at Nearby Stores Instant Purchase Bought this for my grandchildren, ages 5 and 1. Christmas movies have a peculiar way of reflecting the holiday moments we crave without making us feel less than for not actually having them. SYNOPSIS: Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. We love Bridget Heos books. The opening scene was watching a really schlocky B-movie about a killer shark. He soon discovers that the pen has caused Santa Jaws to become real, and the shark begins killing his family, friends, and innocent civilians. : January 2021 Ranked. I know what I was buying. : The concept of the film makes it obvious it shouldn't be taken seriously and once that is realized it's actually a fun entertaining film. Terms and Policies Something went wrong. Bridget Heos is the author of the Children's Choice Award-winning MUSTACHE BABY series (illustrator: Joy Ang) and more than 100 fiction and nonfiction books for kids. 1. She lives in Kansas. The basic storyline was also much more plausible than I expected for such a stupidly ingenious title. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! And loved every minute of it. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! It's a silly but mostly fun movie. High-quality Santa Jaws Greeting Cards designed and sold by artists. Santa Jaws isn't 47 Meters Down or Deep Blue Sea or Shark Night 3D. - Do not use the most hated movie trope of all time. Sorry, there was a problem loading this page. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! Sure, I knew this movie was most likely going to be an abysmal B-movie, but still it sounded like something that might actually just turn out to be one of those rare gems that are so cheesy and bad that it is actually good. This is a holiday themed movie that is worthy of watching quite a few times. Directed by Misty Talley. Such a fun shark Christmas book! 3.87. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Santa Jaws (2018) is a movie I recently watched on Amazon Prime. A fun holiday book sure to delight. If the item details above arent accurate or complete, we want to know about it. Like all misunderstood teenagers, Cody, in a fit of frustration, takes the magical pen his grandpa gifted him and begins to illustrate his friends comic book, the titular Santa Jaws, while wishing he was alone for Christmas. It's my go to gift for children for the holidays. If you get dealt something called Santa Jaws about a Santa hat wearing killer shark you gotta roll with it. Access codes and supplements are not guaranteed with used items. Well, SyFy did it! Trying to survive his family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. 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Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2022. - Never kill off important characters and have the protagonist shrug it off like he burnt the Christmas cinnamon buns. Towards the end, when they build a catapult to try and kill the shark, I give them a lot of credit, as the tools used looked like tools that had seen a lot of use. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. then Cody and the gang begin to ask Clark for the magic pen the devil's temptation, Clark understands this, he knows that Cody's Sin was not his fault and so he takes it upon himself to carry that burden of Sin. Filled with plenty of B Horror movie Hallmark Christmas cheer! Fantastically bad otherwise. christmas, holiday, heartwarming, family or joy, monster, creature, dinosaurs, scientist or beast. Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA) is a service we offer sellers that lets them store their products in Amazon's fulfillment centers, and we directly pack, ship, and provide customer service for these products. Challenge: Reading Goal Posts/Advent 12 Holiday Readathon. Copyright Fandango. When Santa Jaws was first unleashed in 2018, the world stood still. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". When the Shark goes after Clark his hat is clearly wet. Release Date Title Production Budget Opening Weekend Domestic Box Office Worldwide Box Office; Jul 17, 1987: Jaws 4: The Revenge: $23,000,000: $7,154,890: $15,728,335 Cinemark I was prepared for bad acting, I was prepared for terrible effect I.E. Remove Ads Cast Crew Details Genres Cast For the uninitiated (where have you been? womens rights, sharks rights, what's the difference! The storyline follows a high school comic book writer who lives by the ocean who one day receives a magic pen that causes his work to come to life. : What more could you ever want? As you can see, I rated the film a four out of ten so while it is better than most of the shark fare on the channel, it still in the end rates as a bad film. i'm gonna dominate the christmas shark movie discussion next time we chat im gonna brainmog him so hard he'll never see it coming. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. And whats the easiest way to get into the spirit? Could Santa Jaws be the Christmas movie to knit us all back together? The Great White is depicted as Shark Kringle with his shiver herd of hungry hammerheads delivering elfin shark-made gifts throughout the ocean (and snacking along the way). The central character, Cody, is a comic book artist, and it turns out his creation, a Santa shark, comes to try and kill off his family. Ohhhhhhhhh, the puns were out in full force with this brilliantly terrible Jaws parody! Barebones so no subtitles, audio options or special features. Distributor: Syfy. To see our price, add these items to your cart. For a town celebrating Christmas it was completely deserted. : It makes my kids laugh, but also learn a little about sharks too. The film features Cody, a young comic book artist, who receives a mysterious pen for Christmas. To add the following enhancements to your purchase, choose a different seller. I COULD TALK ABOUT WEIRD TANGENTIAL CONNECTIONS IN SHARK MOVIES FOREVER. Find out where to watch online amongst 45+ services including Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video. is an illustrator and author who also works in textile design and ceramics. Description. This is a low budget flick (they are a little cagey on what it cost, but it looks like about $3 million), but a pretty high quality production. If you're a seller, Fulfillment by Amazon can help you grow your business. As bad as this film is, it possesses a unique charm that permeates throughout its predictable cliched plot. The DVD case clearly states "Dolby Digital 5.1," but as you can see from the screenshot, the disc actually only contains stereo audio. Please try again. A fun rhyming story about how sharks celebrate Christmas in the ocean. , Release date : Ha! Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! There was an error retrieving your Wish Lists. Context is key with movies like this, since You know this isn't "actually good" or even average as the rating might suggest. ), Santa Jaws will be my Watch When You Need to Feel Better Again movie. Santa Jaws is a 2018 action/comedy movie directed by Misty Talley. We laughed and laughed! Please try your request again later. I suspect thats why you turn on the ones you do even if you know theyll be too sweet, too silly, too dumb. Coming Soon. The shark was terrible too. Cody: "Ho-ho-ho, you son of a fish." SYNOPSIS: Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. : Mine are as follows: Decorating Cookies and Half-Watching the Movie = Christmas with the Kranks; Childhood Throwback I Generally Just Enjoy = The Santa Clause;Obligatory Christmas Eve Viewing Where My Mom Repeats the Jokes = Christmas Vacation; Dreaded Parental Nostalgia Viewing Where My Dad Reminisces *in strained voice* Thats how Christmas was for us = A Christmas Story. In my opinion, this is the greatest film of the decade, and possibly, of all time. Listen, I wasn't expecting much when I bought "Santa Jaws." Use summons to distract any presents that Santa Jaws summons, as they drag you closer . Very watchable, with an absurdly high entertainment value as well as some of the greatest one liners. Elfin sharks make toys, horn sharks trim the Christmas kelp, and cookiecutter sharks make sure Santa doesn't go hungry. , Number of discs The last trailer for Santa Jaws I've posted was 360p, so, here's 1080p Quality! If youre looking for a lyrical story to inspire some holiday cheer, Santa Jaws might be perfect for your wishlist! Information on the sharks in the story is given at the end of the book. Learn more about the program. Caroline: [points rifle at Clark] How about now? 2018's Santa Jaws is proof positive that anything can be Christmas movie fodder, even vicious man-eating sharks.. Cody (Reid Miller) is a fantastic comic book artist who has come up with a new comic strip, Santa Jaws, about a guy who saves his ladylove . (Tis the season!). Full content visible, double tap to read brief content. Obviously I had ridiculously low expectations going into this. Unable to add item to List. Its a reminder to me that holidays are about sharing silly moments with the people I love be they near or far, human or animal. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we dont use a simple average. Also, a good book for Grinchathon as it is a little macabre when you think about little pup sharks and their dreams of 'delicious delicacies' as we may dream of ours. I'm more of a sharknado guy! And may you take a moment to realize whats important to you, what you love, and what makes you feel good. Sci-fi. I love (sometimes) a good bad movie. one character in particular seemed to have more depth and resemblance to a certain christen figure than any other character in the movie. budget creature fiction jaws knockoff low monster movie original santa science sciencefiction scifi shark sharks syfy. : I know I turn on the Christmas movies I do to evoke those special moments endeared to me that are fleeting or sometimes all the way gone. There was a problem loading your book clubs. O.K., honestly all these SYFY movies are done with a very limited budget. , Courtney Aluren Cummings, Jim Klock, Reid Miller, Studio I know what I was buying. Gorgeous, colorful illustrations throughout the book. When I first heard the title I laughed so hard and hoped for so much and wondered how this would play out. Upset about his home life, a troubled teen decides to take out his frustrations with his comic book series only to realize that the magical pen he received as a gift turned the titular shark creation into a ravenous real-world killing machine and must band his friends together to stop it. This product is an authorized manufactured on demand DVD-R. This movie changed me, made me want to do better, be better, be like Clark, though I may never be able to reach that level of perfection I may only try to reach his light. Download the free Kindle app and start reading Kindle books instantly on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required. Well, Santa Jaws has a similar thing going on and thats worth celebrating. But I wont. She is the creator of, Publisher Follow authors to get new release updates, plus improved recommendations. Santa Jaws at the Internet Movie Database This movie is the perfect allegory for the birth and death of Christ, Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2022, When I began watching this movie, I had first believed it to be a simple funny shark movie with quirky characters and astoundingly good CGI, but as the movie progressed something tugged at the back of my mind, a constant thought and belief that there was more to this movie than what I was originally led to believe. , Item Weight Release date: 14 August 2018. And very funny, due to the terrible acting and dialogue. 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